Funny Jokes!! Compilation Of The 5 Jokes For Laughs
1 – Sleeping next to YOUR new bae or boo for the first time is tough. You have to breathe in English, not too loud, not too deep and not too fast.
2 – Its only in Nigeria
you will tell someone how you suffered while growing up and they reply”you no suffer reach me”as if suffering is a competition…nawa ooh..
3 –
I knew d economic state was worse Wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL.. He was like ‘Bros Abeg how much for low current????
4 – The problems of Nigeria started with confusion in speaking English…
British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end
British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker
British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon
British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner
British: so,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,(its a banger)
British: tell me the reason
America: tell me why
Nigeria: tell me the reason why
British: Ten Pounds each
American: Ten Dollars each
Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.
You see where our problem started?
5 – Eat good food just incase you vomit…… My friend vomited rice and red oil todayI use shame go buy two meat drop on top of her vomit.
